Things Japan would say if she were capable of sentient thought...

"Oh hey let’s all live in Tokyo…"

"We dress our school kids up like 

Donald Duck just for laughs"

"Yeah, of course hotdogs are 

a breakfast food"

"The closest 24 hour convenience 

store is only 15 metres away… 

better install a new one"

"The train is late... Some people 

are sooooo inconsiderate"

"You foreigners will love the 

fashion here – pity it's all three 

sizes too small for you"

"Town... belt?"

"Ninjas - you won't see em"

"We don't have crowds of people. Try 

maelstroms of people"

"Reactor? Meltdown? When? Pish posh"


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